And now for something completely different:

Aww, how cute. He thinks he’s people… drunk people.

“That many shots within shots is too unstable!”

Gives new meaning to a 2 at 10 and a 10 at 2

Now that is what I call a Breakfast of Champions!

Soup of Champions!

“You wanna be where you can see, our troubles are all the same. You wanna be where everybody knows your name.”

Drive-thru Margaritas. Margaritas. Drive-thru. Does no one else see what’s wrong with this picture?

Words to live by.

What? She’s obviously in a bar…

Ain’t that the truth.

I heard that Bud Light tastes like water, but this is just ridiculous.

Gives new meaning to “Nice Jugs”.

Those were the days.

The SKYY is falling! The SKYY is falling!

This is about to get a whole lot of messy

Fun with chalk.

They need one of these day care centers in every city.

Och aye! At least it is not as bad as The Worst Toilet In Scotland.

Who is this guy trying to kid?

Here’s a great place to get your books.

Ain’t that the truth.

About the Author
Corey Rozon is a freelance writer from Ottawa, Canada.