Beer Or Ale? An Ode To Dr. Seuss

Everyone knows that a big plate of greasy green eggs and ham is the best cure for a hangover, so we thought we would find out about your preference when it comes to beer or ale in a rhyme inspired by the great Dr. himself.

Do you like beer

Or ale?

Would you drink them here

Or there?

Would you drink them in a house?

Would you drink them with a mouse?

Paddy the rat – Image copyright Tanya Bond

Would you drink them in a box?

Would you drink them with a fox?

Would you? Could you? in a car?

Drink them! Drink them! Here they are:

You may like them. You will see. You may like them in a
tree?

What if, what if, they were free?

Could you, would you on a train?

Would you, could you, in the rain?

Could you, would you, with a goat?

Would you, could you, on a boat?

You won’t drink them. So you say. Try them! Try them! And
you may.



Picture of mouse with Guiness by Tanya Bond

Author: Corey Rozon