Best thing overheard in a bar?

dull_moments · 2013-10-31 21:53:50

Guy is in his mid-twenties. He yells to a girl on the other side of the bar "I have a penis!"
Unfazed, she replies, "I have a vagina!"
He is very enthusiastic, thinking this is a lucky night.
Guy: "We should put them together!"
Girl: "Not a chance."
The hope in his demeanor vanishes. To save face he gave a final reply.
Guy: "I just saved us thirty minutes."

simple_life · 2013-10-31 22:24:50

Biker chick: "Every time I drink rum I get pregnant"

donna_denz · 2013-11-01 02:39:50

To be fair, the reverse is worse.

uvezen · 2013-11-01 03:21:50

"I fucks you an I buys you chips" made me smile, but "Overhead in a pub in Wales" made me laugh more. Thank you.

Barbiegyrl · 2013-11-01 07:46:50

My best guess is that it originally said "Overhead in a pub in Wales".

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