How can one learn the mating ritual of club dancing?

aznhomerun · 2013-10-31 06:03:26

I cannot dance. I am a loser.
I need to learn how to dance in a club.
Teach me. How to fist pump. What to do if a girl tries to grind on me.
Anything. Help.

jj_cook · 2013-10-31 07:17:26

Actually, it's a good rule for any encounter.
Being overly nice and supplicating isn't attractive - if you buy a girl a drink, do it for a special occasion, because she did something you liked and you want to validate her, because you have infinite amounts of money and she's struggling, or because you're doing it randomly for the hell of it as an act of kindness.
Don't do it to make her like you.

jimbored · 2013-10-31 07:46:26

I never realized how much work it initially is for guys to enjoy themselves at a club.
It's like a goddamn mission with steps and shit to keep in mind.
Sad to say but I'm reminded of a Dane Cook joke right now.
We girls sometimes really do just go to dance. Standing in a circle and everything.

loydvoyd · 2013-10-31 10:15:26

In fairness, you girls spend way more time and effort on preparation, and you do it every goddamn day rather than just on weekends.
What is going through your minds?

bonny_rabbit · 2013-10-31 14:56:26

Wait until you hear what's going through our minds when we're making out and trying to get you into bed.

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