Re: Story of horny guys trying to pick girls up with milk.
Right, so I was working a table at a persian restaurant in LA. I see guys trying to hit on girls all the time.
So inevitably I'm used to seeing guys make complete asses out of themselves. Last night was by far the best.
I walked over to a table of 4 guys, they proceed to ask me to do the greatest thing I've yet done at work.
We don't serve alcohol at this restaurant, so they requested me to send them a glass of milk since it is the
cheapest thing on the menu along with complimentary mints (free). I do just that. The conversation then goes like:
"Hello ladies, it looks like you have some admirers. Those gentlemen think you're cute so sent you over a cup of milk
and a plate of mint. They're good guys, ladies. Give them a chance.
To which one of them goes "Is that fucking milk???"
Needless to say, they crashed and burned. Any stupid things people observed from guys in the workplace?
