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#1 2013-11-03 17:34:38

saunders12
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Re: Weirdest way you got asked for sex?

I was at a dirty rock bar one night playing pool with a few friends.
Almost the entire time this socially awkward physically unattractive girl is hovering around our group and walking back and forth into my line of site.
It quickly became obvious that she was interested in talking to us, as she seemed to be at the bar by herself.
The first thing she says to me is, "You used to play dungeons and dragons didn't you."
I could be wrong, but my physical appearance doesn't suggest that I used to play dungeons and dragons.
I only add this in, because it just seems like a completely random way to start a conversation at a dirty rock bar.
I see she's lonely so I start chatting with her and notice she is carrying around this notebook.
After talking about the band for a little bit, she tell's me this a journal of sorts where she writes down ideas, poems and short stories.
She asks me if i would like to read something. I say sure, why not.
It was a short story about a girl going to a bar with a purse full of condoms, picking up random guys and having crazy sex with them.
After I get done reading it, she looks at me, opens her purse that has a ton of condoms in it, and says, "So what did you think of my story?"

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#2 2013-11-03 22:12:38

loydvoyd
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Posts: 466

Re: Weirdest way you got asked for sex?

We were out drinking when one of my friends was approached by a girl who was, well, I thought she was a little drunk but not too bad off.
At any rate she was coming on to my friend pretty heavily and he was shrugging her off.
We finally decide to leave since the girl really wouldn't let him alone and as we go she shouts across the bar "FUCK MY CERVIX"

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#3 2013-11-03 23:07:38

Barbiegyrl
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Re: Weirdest way you got asked for sex?

OMG! Lol, wtf??

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#4 2013-11-04 01:36:38

jimbored
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Posts: 771

Re: Weirdest way you got asked for sex?

She shouts across the bar "FUCK MY CERVIX"
It was a public cervix announcement.

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#5 2013-11-04 03:40:38

Eddy_q
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Posts: 580

Re: Weirdest way you got asked for sex?

...and that, kids, is the true story of how I met your mother.

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