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#1 2013-11-04 22:22:38

donna_denz
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Re: Best or worst conversation you've overheard in a bar?

Com'on, let's hear it.

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#2 2013-11-05 01:06:38

jj_cook
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Re: Best or worst conversation you've overheard in a bar?

I was working one friday night in a very packed city bar.
Around midnight as people where getting good and sauced up my fellow bartenders noticed this couple getting very hot and heavy.
FYI PDA's are gross and really obnoxious sitting at the bar...
Anyway these two are going at way harder than your normal drunk cpl.
Her facial expression gave it away. Turns out that his hand was all the way up her skirt and... you can imagine the rest.
They were so into it that they didnt notice that people where starting to watch.
So much so that a two foot radius developed around them and half the bar was watching.
At this point my buddy took a flashlight and shined upon them like a spotlight.
After about 30 seconds of being "on stage" the dude realized what was going on but didn't stop!
Finally the girl came too and bolted for the door.
Dude threw a $100 on the bar and they both left to a standing ovation.

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#3 2013-11-05 02:12:38

jimbored
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Re: Best or worst conversation you've overheard in a bar?

I'm in Ireland visiting family, I had a guy from England (a little tipsy)
apologizing to all the Irish people in the bar for the 800years of occupation by England in our country and for the invasion of Oliver Cromwell.
Kinda awkward.

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#4 2013-11-05 04:53:38

uvezen
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Re: Best or worst conversation you've overheard in a bar?

Had a similar instance where a drunk white patron tried to apologize to the other, black bartender for years of slavery.
The bartender was a hot girl, and he was desperately running through his entire playbook trying to get in her pants.

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#5 2013-11-05 09:28:38

itsnotmyfault
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Re: Best or worst conversation you've overheard in a bar?

Just call me Harriet Tubman, cause I'll hickI'll show you my underground railroad... wait hick

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