Top 10 ‘Slap-In-The-Face-Worthy’ Pick-up Lines

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There is a fine line between a good pick-up line and one that will earn you a great, big SLAP!!  in the face. Or worse, a drink thrown at you… ’cause really, there is nothing funny about alcohol abuse, unless of course we’re talking Bozo the Drunken Clown.

Some girls may tell you that pick-up lines are overrated. Others will say that they are not necessary. But in reality a pick-up is a great way to initiate conversation, so good or bad, some girls will still respond to them, but maybe just not the way you had hoped.

WARNING: The following ten pick-up lines should never be used:

10. This one:

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9. “That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d be coming too.”

8. “Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?”

7. “Nice shoes, wanna f@#k?”

6. This one:

5. “Do you like to dance? Good, then go dance so I can talk to your hot friend.”

4. “I have a dictionary in my pants. Let’s say we go back to your house and put some words in your mouth.”

3. “Wanna do a ’68′? You go down on me and I’ll owe you one.”

2. “You might as well just sleep with me, because I’m going to tell everyone you did.”

1. “There are 216 bones in the human body… Would you like 217?”

If you want some expert advice, also check out this video:

Good Luck and don’t let this be you:

Author: Corey Rozon

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