Top 21 Bars From Around The World

BarWhiz.com is your guide to a great night out. You can easily find a bar or club in practically every city around the world. For today’s post we thought we would help start your search by listing our favorites.

So without further adieu, here is the Top 21 Bars From Around The World:

1. The Hemingway BarParis, France

Bar of Ritz Hotel, París where Hemingway and Fitzgerald met

This small cozy piano bar was Hemingway’s favourite stomping grounds when he spent his time in Paris. Housed in The Ritz, this small bar now pays tribute to one of it’s best customers by honouring him with its name, The Hemingway Bar.

2. SeductionTallinn, Estonia

Bar before the Party

Seduction is one of downtown Tallinn’s best nightclubs, with two huge dance floors, four bars and deejay’s spinning house and electronica all night. If you want to have a fun, hot and sexy night out on the town, make sure you take in some down and dirty dancing at Seduction.

3. Jimmy Liks – Sydney, Australia

Jimmy Liks

Both bar and restaurant, Jimmy Liks is known for having the best Thai food in Sydney, some may even go as far as saying the food is even better than what you can get in Thailand… but I think that may be going a little too far. Brown earthy tonnes dominated the bar, and the long banquette table gives a homey feel.

4. Rio ScenariumRio de Janeiro, Brazil

Rio Scenarium - Rio de Janeiro - RJ - Brasil

Part wine bar, part restaurant, part club and part antique warehouse, Rio Scenarium is the place to be when in Rio de Janeiro. Some of the best musicians in Brazil can be found performing here, so if you are looking to experience something cultural, check out Rio Scenarium the next time you are in Brazil.

5. Subeez CaféVancouver, Canada

Subeez cafe

Attracting the cool professional crowd, Subeez Café has the feel of a gothic art gallery that just happens to serve really good West Coast fare, fine wines and classy cocktails. It’s a must see when in Vancouver.

6. Radost FXPrague, Czech Republic

Radost FX lounge

This nightclub, bar, art gallery, café is the local hotspot in Prague. Radost FX not only has an extensive drink list, that includes absinthe, but they also offer great vegetarian food. So next time you are in Prague get a way from the tourist traps and check out Radost FX.

7. Milk & HoneyLondon, United Kingdom

Milk and Honey, Poland Street, London W1

Milk & Honey is one of London’s best-kept secrets. The bar is run in the style of the prohibition era speakeasies, so you either have to be a full fledged member, or you can make a reservation to visit for a two hour time slot before 11pm. The House Rules are taken quite seriously, so make sure you give them a read before you try to head on over to Milk & Honey.

8. A21 Cocktail LoungeHelsinki, Finland

Drinks

A true cocktail lounge, A21 not only offers an extensive list of the traditional cocktails, but for those historians, you can also knock back a few cocktails that were popular durng the turn of the 19th century. Although only in operation for a little over 4 years, this stylish cocktail lounge will be one of Helsinki’s best sports for years to come.

9. Gran Bar DanzonBuenos Aires, Argentina

El Gran Danzon Bar

This is a great little restaurant / wine bar, and one of the first few wine bars in Buenos Aires to offer wine by the glass. The ambiance is cool, with a long bar, plush sofas, intimate lighting and a deejay playing great music that is not too intrusive.

10. Saphire BarBerlin, Germany

Saphire Bar

If you like your whiskey, stop in at one of Berlin’s best bars, the Saphire Bar. Stocked with a huge variety of whiskeys, this is a great place to sit back with some friends and sip the finest whiskey in one of their two elegant lounge areas.

11. New York Bar – Tokyo, Japan

The New York Bar at Park Hyatt, Tokyo

Although not located in the US, the New York Bar is one of the best hotel bars in Tokyo, and one of the best rooftop bars in the world. The fare is American, and they have the wines and other spirits to match. You might also recognize this bar from the movie, Lost in Translation:

So if you are feeling a little lost in translation yourself, and are looking for a good American meal, head on over to the New York Bar.

12. NobilisOslo, Norway

Both restaurant and bar, Nobilis can be a place to impress a date with a romantic dinner, or a great place to dance the night away with local deejays spinning some great electronic music in the evening. Nobilis also has one of the best outdoor terraces in all of Oslo.

13. Velvet Lounge – Shanghai, People’s Republic of China

velvet lounge.

The Velvet Lounge in Shanghai is the place for all you hipsters at heart. With their elegant and stylish design, including plush velvet sofas and crystal chandeliers, the party really picks up when the deejays start spinning house music on the weekends.

14. Manga Rosa – Lisbon, Portugal

MANGA ROSA LOUNGE

Mango Rosa hosts both live music and club nights with some of Portugal’s best deejays. The décor can be classified as classic-industrial, with exposed pipes and ventilation shafts alongside shimmering chandeliers and white curtains. It’s a little bit off the beaten path, but well worth the journey.

15. El XampanyetBarcelona, Spain

El Xampanyet

Part tapas bar, part cocktail bar, El Xampanyet’s patrons are a mix of club kids and old-timers. The décor contains such things as blue-tiled walls, marble tables and zinc bar, and is considered by all to be one of the coolest bodegas in town. Don’t miss out on this incredible experience the next time you are in Barcelona.

16. Spy BarStockholm, Sweden

SCND1721 stockholm - sweden - the spy bar

Probably one of the most exclusive bars in all of Stockholm, the Spy Bar is your typical after-hours club that if you are able to get into, you know you’ve made it. It’s an upscale bar catering to the club scene, with great drinks and even better music.

17. Arthur’s Rive Gauche – Geneva, Switzerland

Arthurs (Geneva) Pictures, Images and Photos

Geneva’s great little hideaway, Arthur’s Rive Gauche is a the perfect place to unwind during a long day or kick back on the weekends with friends in their stylish lounge enjoying their vast assortment of wine, beer and whiskey.

18. Vertigo Grill & Moon BarBangkok, Thailand

The Vertigo Moon Bar

If you really want to see Bangkok, you have to see it from 61 floors up at the Banyan Tree Hotel’s rooftop bar, the Vertigo Grill & Moon Bar. This open-air bar is a great place to grab some cocktails, and for the peckish, they offer some amazing grilled seafood dishes.

19. RainLas Vegas, Nevada

Rain Nightclub - Palms Casino - Las Vegas

Rain In The Desert, or simply Rain, is located in the Palms Casino Resort and is one of Las Vegas’s top clubs. From brilliant high ceilings, bright mosaics, and special effects, like three-foot high fireballs and water jets, partying at Rain is a night to remember. Even though they say, “what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas”, you’ll want to share your experiences with friends back home.

20. Rex Hotel Rooftop BarHo Chi Minh City, Vietnam

2.26.10 Rex Hotel Rooftop Bar (10)

Although only five floors up, the Rex Hotel’s rooftop bar was the place to be during the height of the Vietnam War, well for journalists at least. Journalists from the world over spent their time here knocking back a few while doing their war correspondence. The rooftop affords a great view of the city and is well worth the visit for a few drinks.

21. Bittles BarBelfast, Northern Ireland

The point is it's Bittle's Bar.

This narrow cozy bar in Belfast caters to all kinds, from the wise old-timers, to the after work businessmen to hipsters and scenesters. It’s a great place to grab a pint during the week and even better place to party till dawn on the weekend with local deejays spinning some great dance music.

Author: Corey Rozon

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Top 10 ‘Slap-In-The-Face-Worthy’ Pick-up Lines

To add a little romance to this post, here is some background ambiance:

There is a fine line between a good pick-up line and one that will earn you a great, big SLAP!!  in the face. Or worse, a drink thrown at you… ’cause really, there is nothing funny about alcohol abuse, unless of course we’re talking Bozo the Drunken Clown.

Some girls may tell you that pick-up lines are overrated. Others will say that they are not necessary. But in reality a pick-up is a great way to initiate conversation, so good or bad, some girls will still respond to them, but maybe just not the way you had hoped.

WARNING: The following ten pick-up lines should never be used:

10. This one:

Bad Pickup Lines
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9. “That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d be coming too.”

8. “Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?”

7. “Nice shoes, wanna f@#k?”

6. This one:

5. “Do you like to dance? Good, then go dance so I can talk to your hot friend.”

4. “I have a dictionary in my pants. Let’s say we go back to your house and put some words in your mouth.”

3. “Wanna do a ’68′? You go down on me and I’ll owe you one.”

2. “You might as well just sleep with me, because I’m going to tell everyone you did.”

1. “There are 216 bones in the human body… Would you like 217?”

If you want some expert advice, also check out this video:

 

Good Luck and don’t let this be you:

Slap!

Author: Corey Rozon

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Who Walks Into a Bar This Time?

Bar Jokes Picture‘Drunk!’ a photo by andrew_mc_d

After the traditional knock-knock jokes, bar jokes are probably the most popular jokes of all time. They began as “Two guys walk into a bar…”, but these days just about anybody can walk into a bar, from a zebra to a hog to a pickle to a three-horned toad.

Here is a small collection of bar jokes for your amusement.

A guy walks into a bar where a piano man (Billy Joel, perhaps?) is playing music, sits down at the bar near the piano and orders a beer. The musician’s monkey jumps up on the bar, near where the guy is sitting and urinates in the dude’s beer. The guy is pissed, so he shouts to the piano player, “Hey, do you know your monkey just peed in my beer?” The piano player thinks for a moment, then says, “No, but if you hum a few bars, I might recognize it. ”

…next…

Two guys walk into a bar. One guy is a farmer and looks the part, the other is a city slicker, and he also looks the part.

The farmer sits down on a stool and orders a beer. The city dude sits down and orders a glass of wine. The bartender says, “Sorry bud, we’re all out of wine today.”

The city dude is a little disappointed, so he leaves.

The bartender asks the farmer, “So what do you grow?”

The farmer answers, “Grapes. To make wine.”

…next…

A guy walks into a bar. Ouch!

…next…

Two guys walk into a bar.

You’d think the second guy would have seen it.

…next…

Three young ladies walk into a drum set.

Ba dum dum!

…next…

A man walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. The bartender snarls at him, “What’ll you have?”

The guy smiles, looks the bartender in the eye and says, “Got any fried cuttlefish?”

The bartender spits and replies “We don’t serve fried cuttlefish here. In fact that’s just gross. We only serve alcohol, now go take a long walk off a short plank!”

The guy hops off the stool and walks out.

The next day, the same guy walks into the same bar, sits down on the same stool, smiles, looks the bartender in the eye and asks, ” Got any fried cuttlefish?”

The bartender, not bothering to conceal his distaste for the guy, replies, “I told you yesterday we don’t serve Got any fried cuttlefish in this bar, we serve drinks, now BUZZ OFF!”

The guy hops off the stool and walks out.

The next day, the same guy walks into the same bar, sits down on the same stool, smiles, looks the bartender in the eye and asks once again, “Got any fried cuttlefish?”

The bartender, enraged by now, bangs his fist on the bar and shouts at the guy, “I told you two times we don’t serve fried cuttlefish here, we serve alcohol! If you ask me that stupid question ONE MORE TIME I’ll glue your nose to the bar! NOW GET OUT!”

So the guy shrugs, hops off the stool and walks out.

The next day, the same guy walks into the same bar, sits down on the same stool, smiles, looks the bartender in the eye and asks, ” Got any glue?”

The bartender, puzzled, says he doesn’t.

The guy then smiles, looks him square in the eye and says, “Got any fried cuttlefish?”

…next…

A dyslexic walks into a bra……..

…next…

A gerund walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “What are you, drinking?”

…next…

A default Sans Serif font walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry bud, we don’t serve your type here!”

…next…

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One says, “I think I’ve lost an electron”

The other says, “Are you sure?”

The first responds, “Yes, I’m positive”.

…next…

A rabbi, a priest, a hooker, a pirate, a blind hippopotamus, a sheep, three wolves, a Chinaman, a Scotsman, a taxi driver, a Mexican and a pencil walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up from his newspaper, surveys the company, and asks, “What is this, some kind of joke?”

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The Most Super Duper Bar Movies of All Time

There is just something about bars that make them good settings for movies. Maybe it’s that people let down their guard when they drink, so you see more colorful characters in a bar. Maybe it’s the opportunity for sexual tension. Maybe it’s just that bars make a great scene for brawls.

“It’s just a noisy hall, where there’s a nightly brawl.”

Here is our selection of the top 8 bar flicks of all time. Feel free to add your suggestions or comment on these in the comments below.

Road House (1989)

Directed by Rowdy Herrington, Patrick Swayze comes in to clean up the Double-Duce, a brawl-infested, money-losing honki-tonk in a small Amercian town. To clean up the bar, he finds that he first has to clean up the town, which is under the extortion thumb of a the local crime boss. This movie is more known for its flying fists than for its music – but it is worth mentioning that Canadian blues-rock guitarist Jeff Healey cameos as the band playing in the road house.

Coyote Ugly (2000)

Directed by David McNally, you can call this a this cult classic. It stars Piper Perabo, Adam Garcia and Maria Bello – is a chick flick with plenty of eye candy for the guys. Coyote Ugly is the name of the road house (yes, another road house) where this tale takes place – where a young lady takes a job as a bar maid and teases the male bar patrons to make a few bucks – until she hopefully gets her big break as a world-famous songwriter.

Casablanca (1942)

Directed by Michael Curtiz, and starring Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman, this is the classic piano bar movie – perhaps the best known bar movie of any. Bogart’s piano lounge is a haven for refugees from the tiresome war raging in Europe, and serves as the venue for intrigue, romance and anything else that walks through the door. Ironically, Casablanca is best known for the line “Play it again, Sam” – a line that was never even uttered.

Burlesque (2010)

Directed by Steven Antin, and starring the fabulous Cher and the gorgeous Christina Aguilera (and both of their amazing voices), this is the tale of an ambitious young starlet with a songbird voice who – spoiler alert! – saves the old diva’s night club, not just with her voice, but also with her clever strategy and newly-acquired legal smarts (think “air rights”). There are plenty of show scenes, with splendid costumes and choreography – and incredible vocal numbers with two such talented singers occupying the stage.

Chicago (2002)

Directed by Ron Marshall, and starring Renée Zellweger, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Richard Gere, this musical crime thriller is set in 1920′s gangster-era Chicago. Two singers, one a washed-up diva and the other a wishful starlet, both waiting on death row for killing the men in their lives, conspire to build on their new-found gangster notoriety to not only escape the gallows, but become more famous than ever singing gangster-style in bars. The musical highlight is “All that Jazz” (see the quote above, taken from the lyrics).

Cocktail (1988)

Cocktail is directed by Roger Donaldson and starring Tom Cruise, Bryan Brown and Elisabeth Shue. Like so many bar-based movies, this is the narrative of a would-be hot-shot intent on nothing other than to get his big break. The main plot variance this time around is that the protagonist is hunky Tom Cruise (eye candy for the ladies) rather than some pretty starlet.

Strange Brew (1983)

Directed by and starring Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas (The McKenzie Brothers), this flick is – wait for it – a comedy, eh? These loveable clowns from up in the Great White North (Canada) can make a bar out of any place they happen to be shooting a film, so why not in a brewery, eh? Lots to drink there, eh? If you enjoy Bob and Doug McKenzie, the SCTV characters you will recall from the 1980s, this is your kind of bar movie, eh?. Oh yeah, and lot’s of alcohol (it is a bar, after all). And a brewery, eh?

BarFly (1987)

Directed by Barbet Schroeder and starring Mickey Rourke, Faye Dunaway and Alice Krige, this is the one bar movie that actually has “bar” in its name. Kind of takes the suspense out of it. The tale, if you wish to use that word, tells about how life is a dumpster and we are all wallowing at the bottom of the septic tank , but at least we all drown in alcohol instead of sewage.

Honourable mentions

We have decided also give an honourable mention to these three not-quite-bar movies …

Saturday Night Fever (1977), for what might just feature some of the most famous dance scenes of all time, and certainly dance music, which do take place in a disco bar.

Wild Hogs (2007), because they explode a biker bar. Is that cool, or what?

From Dusk Till Dawn (1996), which we just could not leave out because the they decided to name their bar The Titty Twister.

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