Gau Jal (Cow Water) – April Gross-Out Bar Drink Of The Month

pissing cow

In Hindu culture, the cow is honoured as a symbol of unselfish giving. Everything that the cow produces, from its milk to its manure, not only has a use, but is also thought to have some sort of therapeutic value. So much so that even the cow’s urine is used for its medicinal properties.

The Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), a Hindu nationalist organization in India, has taken it a step further and has begun production of a soft drink made from cow urine, which they have dubbed Gau Jal, or Cow Water.

As the Telegraph’s article, India makes cola from cow urine reports, the RSS plans to produce a soft drink that will rival the likes of Pepsi and Coca-Cola.

The mixologists here at BarWhiz are always up for a challenge, as can be seen in some of our other gross out drinks, such as the Kopi Luwak cocktails and our Airag cocktail recipes. We figured Gau Jal shouldn’t be too much of a challenge, so have come up with 5 cocktail recipes with a cowey twist:

#1 – Billiard Bull

FLOR DE CANA DAIQUIRI

2 oz citrus flavored rum
3 oz gau jal
3oz red bull
lime wedge

Add rum to a highball glass filled with ice, squeeze lime wedges and drop into glass, top with equal parts Gau Jal and Red Bull and serve.


#2 – Vanilla Cow
Somewhere in Thyme
1 1/2 oz vanilla vodka
1 dash Lemon Juice
gau jal to fill
lime wedge and mint sprig for garnish

Add vanilla vodka and lemon juice to a highball glass filled with ice, top with Gau Jal, garnish with a lime wedge and a sprig of mint, and serve.


Before going forward, here’s a little scene from Man Vs. Wild that
might make all this talk about urine seem a little less strange
and prepare you for the next cocktail named after Bear Grylls…


#3 – The Bear Grylls
SALTY DOG

1 1/2 oz gin
5 oz gau jal
1/4 tsp salt

Add all ingredients into a highball glass filled with ice and serve


#4 – Apple Wizz
EPLE BUCK = APPLE BUCK

2 oz apple brandy
4 oz apple juice
lime wedge
gau jal to fill
lime slice for garnish

Add apple brandy, apple juice, and juice from lime wedge to a chilled highball glass with ice, top with gau jal, garnish with a slice of lime and serve.


#5 – Golden Shower
virgin colada cocktail & pina colada cocktail
1 1/2 oz whiskey
1/2 oz advocaat
1/2 oz simple syrup
1/2 oz lemon juice
gau jal
lime slice and mint leaves for garnish

Shake whiskey, advocaat, simple syrup and lemon juice in a cocktail shaker filled with ice, strain into a chilled beverage glass, top with gau jal, garnish with lime slice and mint leaves, and serve.

Thumbnail by Stefan Stegemann under CC-BY-SA License

Author: Corey Rozon

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Easter Themed Cocktail Ideas

Drunk bunny

So far this year the mixologists at BarWhiz have provided you a list of saintly drinks, from St. Valentine to St. Patrick, but today is all about Easter.

Easter is a Christian holiday that not only marks the end of lent, but also celebrates the resurrection of Jesus Christ. It is also the time of year where children search for hidden chocolate eggs that where scattered around their homes by a magical bunny…

As for why bunnies became associated with Easter, just look no further than Christopher Moore’s satirical novel, Lamb. In his book, Moore’s character Joshua (Jesus) drunkenly gushes his affections for bunnies while at a wedding reception, declaring, “Henceforth and from now on, I decree that whenever something bad happens to me, there shall be bunnies around.” And that’s why we have the Easter Bunny.

From the walking dead to magical bunnies, Easter is one time of year that a tasty drink idea will be appreciated by all, and especially by those that gave up the drink as part of their Lenten sacrifice.

So without further adieu, here are your 5 Easter themed cocktail ideas:

#1 – Easter Bunny

easter bunny cocktail

1/2 oz vodka
1 oz creme de cacao
1 tbsp cherry liqueur
1 tbsp chocolate sauce

Pour all ingredients into a martini glass with ice and serve.


#2 – Easter Egg

Easter Egg Cocktail

1 oz blue curacao
1 oz white creme de cacao
half-and-half cream

Pour blue curacao and creme de cacao over ice cubes in chilled martini glass, float cream on top and serve.


#3 – White Rabbit
Aviary's White Russian

1 oz white rum
1/2 oz amaretto
1/2 oz kahlua
1/2 oz baileys
1 oz cream

Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice, strain into rocks glass and serve.


#4 – Carrot Martini

Blood and Sand

2 oz citrus vodka
1 oz grand marnier
1 3/4 oz carrot puree
nutmeg and cinnamon for garnish

Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice, strain into a chilled martini glass and garnish with a pinch of cinnamon and nutmeg.


#5 – Resurrection

Pernod

2 oz pernod
2 oz brandy
2 oz yellow chartreuse

Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice, strain into a collins glass and serve.

Author: Corey Rozon

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St. Patty’s Day Themed Cocktails

Sex and midgets.

St. Patty’s Day is the one-day of the year where everyone is Irish. This cultural and religious holiday first took place in 1783 to commemorate Saint Patrick, one of the most commonly recognized patron saints of Ireland. You know Ole St. Patrick, he’s the one that rid the island of snakes. Today, the celebration consists of wearing of green and drinking green beer.

Here at BarWhiz, we say forget the green beer, if you really want to drink like the Irish, go for something black, but if Guinness isn’t your thing, maybe this list of St. Patty’s Day themed cocktails will do:

#1 – Irish Flag

IRISH FLAG DRINK S.PAT06

1/3 oz green crème de menthe
1/3 oz Bailey’s
1/3 oz Grand Marnier

Slowly layer ingredients in order to a shot glass and serve.


#2 – Emerald Isle

MINT MARTINI

1 oz gin
1 tsp green crème de menthe
2 dashes of bitters
1 mint leave

Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice, strain into chilled martini glass, garnish mint, and serve.


#3 – Dublin Handshake

Cocktail glass

1/2 oz Baileys Irish cream
1/2 oz Irish whiskey
3/4 oz Sloe gin

Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice, strain into martini glass, and serve.


#4 – Dancing Leprechaun

Gin Lemonade

1 1/2 oz Irish whiskey
3/4 oz Drambuie
3/4 oz lemon juice
ginger ale
lemon peel
1 mint leave

Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice, strain into highball glass with ice, garnish with a twist of lemon and mint, and serve.


#5 – Irish Trash Can

Irish Trash Can

1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz light rum
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz peach schnapps
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1/2 oz triple sec
1 can Red Bull® energy drink

Add all ingredients to a Collins glass with ice, top with Red Bull, and serve.

Author: Corey Rozon

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Kopi Luwak Cocktails – February Gross-Out Bar Drink Of The Month

Kopi Luwak

Kopi Luwak, also known as civet coffee, is one of the world’s most expensive forms of coffee. At nearly $160 per pound, this coffee is a treat only the well-to-do can afford to drink on a daily basis. But after finding out how this coffee is produced, one really has to wonder why anyone would like to drink this stuff every day.

The coffee comes from the Indonesian islands of Sumatra, Java, Bali and Sulawesi, as well as from the Philippines, where it is known as motit coffee, and East Timor, where it is called kafe-laku.

Asian Palm Civet (young) 1

The gross-out part of this expensive drink comes from the way it is produced. Asian Palm Civet’s eat the coffee berries, pass the coffee bean, which are then harvested, washed, dried, roasted and brewed, finally to be sipped in cafes the world over.

We figure it can’t be all that bad, especially if you throw some alcohol in it, so we have come up with 5 traditional coffee based cocktails with a poopy twist:

#1 – B-50 Poo

B52 coffee @ JPL

1/2 oz of bailey’s
1/2 oz of kahlúa
1/2 oz of grand marnier
4 oz of freshly brewed Kopi Luwak
whipped cream and chocolate shavings for garnish

Layer bailey’s, kahlúa and grand marnier in coffee mug, fill with freshly brewed Kopi Luwak, top with whipped cream and garnish with chocolate shavings


#2 – Dirty Bowl Martini

Coffee Liquor Martini?

2 oz of strong brewed Kopi Luwak
2 oz of vodka
1 oz of creme de cacao
dark cherries and chocolate shavings for ganrnish

Shake all liquid ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice, strain into chilled martini glass, garnish with dark cherries and chocolate shavings, and serve.


#3 – Ring Of Fire

homemade spanish coffee

2 oz of 151-proof rum
1 oz of kahlúa
3 oz of freshly brewed Kopi Luwak
lemon juice and brown sugar for rim
pinch of cinnamon and nutmeg
whipped cream for garnish

Rim a glass mug with lemon juice and brown sugar, add 151-proof rum and light on fire. Swirl glass until sugars are caramelized, dd cinnamon and nutmeg, and pour in kahlúa and Kopi Luwak. Garnish with whipped cream and serve.


#4 – Montezuma’s Revenge

Mexican Coffee

1 1/2 oz of tequila
1 oz of kahlúa
4 oz of freshly brewed Kopi Luwak
whipped cream and cinnamon for garnish

Add tequila and kahlúa to a glass mug, add freshly brewed Kopi Luwak, top with whipped cream and garnish with cinnamon.


#5 – The Poop Deck

700ml Caffenol film/print developer

1 1/2 oz of sailor jerry spiced rum
1/2 oz of vanilla liqueur
1 oz of strong brewed Kopi Luwak
1 tsp of simple syrup

Shake all liquid ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice, strain into chilled martini glass, and serve.

Author: Corey Rozon

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A Bouquet Of Valentine’s Day Cocktails

CHOO CHOO CHOOSE

It’s that time of year again. Love is in the air, little naked babies are flying around shooting people with arrows, and… wait a minute.

You do know what today is, right? Well she sure does. And let me guess, you forgot, again.

You forgot to order the dozen long stem roses. Forgot to make reservations at that romantic little restaurant downtown. And even forgot to pick-up a heart shaped box of chocolates.

In the immortal words of Douglas Adams, “Don’t Panic”, all is not lost yet.

As Myscha Theriault suggests, you can stay in for “a steamy yet affordable Valentine’s Day”, and surprise her at home with a bouquet of romantic cocktails:

#1) Happily Ever After

Pomagranite Martini

1 3/4 oz Rhum J.M. Blanc
3/4 oz Cynar
3/4 oz Cherry Heering
1/4 oz Averna
2 Dash Rhubarb Bitters
1 Dash Whiskey Barrel Bitters

Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice, strain into a martini glass filled with crushed ice. Add bitters and stir.


#2) Saint Valentine

Purple Hooter

1 1/2 oz white rum
1/2 oz Port
1/2 oz Grand Marnier
1/2 oz fresh-squeezed lime juice

Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice, strain into a chilled martini glass.


#3) Berry Sweetheart

Vodka and Cranberry Mixed Drink Cocktails

1 1/2 oz vodka
3 oz cranberry juice
3 oz apple juice
1 oz honey
maraschino cherry for garnish

Pour all ingredients into a highball glass filled with ice, stir and garnish with a maraschino cherry.


#4) Brazilian Rose

Pink-Lady Mixed Drink Cocktail

2 oz Leblon cachaça
3 oz guava juice
splash of triple sec

Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice, strain into a martini glass and garnish with a rose petal.


#5) Cherub’s Cup

Sloe Gin Fizz

1 oz St. Germain elderflower liqueur
2 oz vodka
3/4 oz fresh lemon juice
1/4 oz simple syrup
1 oz muddled strawberry
Sparkling Wine
strawberry for garnish

Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice, strain into a collins glass, top with sparkling wine and garnish with a strawberry


#6) Agave Kiss

Brandy-Alexander Mixed Drink Cocktail

2 oz Herradura Tequila Silver
1 oz white creme de cacao
1 oz double cream
1/2 oz Chambord
white chocolate flakes rim
raspberries for garnish

Shake Herradura tequila, white crème de cacao, double cream and Chambord in a cocktail shaker filled with ice, pour into a chilled martini glass, rimmed with white chocolate, add a spear of fresh raspberries, and serve.


#7) Chocolate Martini

Chocolate Martini

2 oz vodka
1 1/2 oz creme de cacao, white
powdered cocoa for rim

Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice, strain into a chilled martini glass rimmed with cocoa.


#8) Strawberry Kiss

Beso de Fresa - Strawberry Kiss

1 oz Tequila Rose
1/2 oz light rum
1 oz chocolate liqueur
1 oz half and half

Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice, strain into a chilled martini glass.


#9) The Sweetest Thing

champagne cocktail

1 oz Bourbon
1/2 oz Crème de Frambois
Champagne
raspberries for garnish

Pour bourbon and crème de framboise into a Champagne flute. Top with Champagne and garnish with raspberries.


#10) Bésame

red headed slut

2 lime wedges
handful of raspberries
1 1/2 oz Agavero
passion fruit juice
dash of Chambord

Muddle limes and raspberries in a highball glass. Add Agavero, top with passion fruit juice and add a splash of Chambord. Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice, strain into highball glass and serve.


#11) Love Potion #9

Pink-Squirrel Mixed Drink Cocktail

1 oz strawberry vodka
1/2 oz white crème de cacao
1/2 cup strawberries
scoop of vanilla ice cream
1/2 cup ice
strawberry for garnish

Add all ingredients into a blender and blend until smooth. Pour into a chilled margarita glass and garnish with a strawberry.


#12) Passion Cocktail

Bacardi

2 oz gold tequila
3 oz cranberry juice
1 oz lime juice
2 oz Grand Marnier
lime slice for garnish

Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice, strain into a chilled stemmed glass and garnish with a lime slice.

Author: Corey Rozon

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Eggnog – If You Dare

egg nog

When eggnog is on tap, it is far too difficult to choose just one party drink. So, for those looking for new and innovative ways to enjoy your festive eggnog look no further! Here are some pretty wild and daring beverage recipes that are sure to grab attention from all those you share it with!


1. Santa’s Surprise

Egg Nog with a sprinkle of nutmeg & a candy cane

Mix two parts eggnog with one part candy cane liqueur.
Add a splash of cold beef broth and toss in some ice cubes to chill
Garnish with a handful of green peas and a candy cane for festive holiday colour. Enjoy!


2. Cozy Noggy Christmas

Eggnog

Mix about 4 ounces of eggnog with one ounce of Southern Comfort and a half ounce of chocolate liqueur. Serve with chocolate flakes!


3. Holiday Surprise

Christmas Eggnog

This one will take a punch bowl! Get 5 bananas and cut them into thin slices – place them into a punch bowl. Add in one gallon of eggnog and one quart of eggnog ice cream (or vanilla). Mix in half a mickey of Jack Daniel’s and a half mickey of your favourite vodka and then enjoy!


4. GingerNog

Mix well one ounce of Goldschlager with one and a half ounces each of: Irish Cream, vodka, and butterscotch Schnapps.
Place into a snifter glass and add eggnog to fill.


5. Eggnog the Jägermeister Way

Mix together one part Jägermeister with one part eggnog and add in a sprinkle of cinnamon.


6. CocoNog
Blitzen's Mexican Egg Nog

Mix All the following ingredients well:
1 pint of coconut rum
1 can of coconut milk
1 can condensed milk
1 can cream of coconut
1 pint of eggnog
Dash each of cinnamon and nutmeg.

Down the hatch mateys!


7. RumNog

Take 4 ounces of your favourite light or dark rum and add 12 ounces of milk or cream. Mix well and add 2 teaspoons of powdered sugar, 2 eggs and a couple of pinches of nutmeg.


8. SchnapNog

Eggnog

This one is pretty easy to toss together!
In your 8 ounce of eggnog add one shot of Schnapps! It’s that simple!


9. Whiskey Eggnog

more Cocktail - Brandy Egg Nogg

Take 8 ounces of milk and add 2 ounces of your favourite whiskey.
Add in 1 teaspoon of powdered sugar, an egg and some nutmeg for a spicy flavor.


10. Eggnog Supreme

absolutely Pictures, Images and Photos

Go grab your highball glass and pour in some eggnog. Leave just enough room to add in one ounce of Grand Marnier and a half ounce of white Crème de Cacao.


Hope you enjoyed our Eggnog recipes, Let us know what you think!

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Mongolian Fermented Horse Milk – November Gross-Out Bar Drink Of The Month

To the Dome

Mongolia is famous for their horses, but that fame goes much farther than just for riding them. Mongolians also milk them, and this sweet horse milk is turned into an alcoholic beverage called Airag.

Tov aimag, July 2006

Once the mare’s milk has been collected it is stored in a container made from the stomach of a cow or from horsehide, where it is then hung outside of the entrance to a yurt. Here it will sit to ferment until it becomes a tasty beverage with about 5% alcohol content.

The traditional way to drink Airag.

Ulan Bataar

Anyone up for a nice bowl of Airag?

Airag has so much potential in modern western bar culture that we just had to experiment with this amazing beverage and come up with five classic cocktails with a horsey twist…

Airag Drink Recipes:

1. White Russian
moi Pictures, Images and Photos

Ingredients:

2 oz vodka
1 oz coffee liqueur
fill with Airag

Directions:

Pour vodka and coffee liqueur over ice cubes in an old-fashioned glass, fill with Airag and serve.

2. Brandy Alexander
Brandy-Alexander Mixed Drink Cocktail

Ingredients:

1 oz cognac
1 oz crème de cacao (brown)
1 oz Airag
nutmeg for garnish

Directions:

Shake cognac, crème de cacao and Airag in a cocktail shaker half filled with ice, strain into chilled martini glass, garnish with nutmeg and serve.

3. Screaming Orgasm
screaming orgasm Pictures, Images and Photos

Ingredients:

1 oz vodka
1 oz Bailey’s® Irish cream
1 oz Frangelico® hazelnut liqueur
1/2 oz Airag

Directions:

Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice, strain into an old-fashioned glass, and serve.

4. Golden Cadillac
Goden-Caddillac Mixed Drink Cocktail

Ingredients:

1 oz Galliano
1 oz crème de cacao (white)
1 oz Airag

Directions:

Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice, strain into chilled martini glass, and serve.

5. Grasshopper
Grasshopper Mixed Drink Cocktail

Ingredients:

1 oz crème de menthe (green)
1 oz crème de cacao (white)
1 oz Airag

Directions:

Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice, strain into chilled martini glass, and serve.

Author: Corey Rozon

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Peruvian Frog Juice Recipes – October Gross-Out Bar Drink Of The Month

frog juice

Lima, Peru is famous for, among other things, its frog juice. This ‘tasty’ juice made from Kermit, and about 20 other ingredients, is touted for its health benefits and can cure everything from asthma, bronchitis, sluggishness and even impotence. Word on the street is this is the “revenge drink” for ladies who just discovered their “prince” is a frog.

While typically made as a smoothie, many amateur bartenders around the world (not just in Lima anymore) are now adding a little bit of the sauce to turn this healthy frog juice into a cocktail. We’ve decided to update five classic cocktails by adding a froggy twist…

Frog Juice Cocktail Recipes:

Frog juice cocktail recipe #1) Mojito


1.25 oz rum
12 mint leaves
1 tbsp sugar
0.5 oz limejuice
2 oz frog juice

Place mint leaves in bottom of glass. Add crushed ice, rum, sugar, and limejuice, and muddle. Add frog juice and garnish with mint leaves and frogs legs.

Frog juice cocktail recipe #2) Hurricane


1 oz vodka
1/4 oz grenadine syrup
1 oz gin
1 oz light rum
1/2 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
1 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1 oz triple sec
grapefruit juice
pineapple juice
frog juice

Pour all but the juices, in order listed, into a hurricane glass three-quarters filled with ice. Fill with equal parts of grapefruit, pineapple and frog juice, and serve.

Frog juice cocktail recipe #3) Mai Tai

Mai Tai
1 oz light rum
1/2 oz crème de almond
1/2 oz triple sec
sweet and sour mix
frog juice
1/2 oz Myer’s® dark rum

Pour light rum, crème de almond and triple sec, in order, into a Collins glass. Almost fill with equal parts of sweet and sour mix and frog juice. Add dark rum, a large straw, and serve unstirred.

Frog juice cocktail recipe #4) Pina Colada

 

3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
frog juice

 

Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a Collins glass and serve with a straw.

Frog juice cocktail recipe # 5) Cuba Libre

Cuba Libre

 

2 oz light rum
2 oz frog juice
Coca-Cola®

Pour frog juice into a highball glass over ice cubes. Add rum, fill with cola, stir, and serve.

And if Peruvian Frog Juice seems more than deserving of our “Gross-Out Bar Drink Of The Month” award, just remember – It’s not easy being green – especially in Peru.

See Also: Bars in Lima Peru

Image Sources:
http://rmsgastrowiki.wikispaces.com/
Pina Colada by Randy Robertson

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Author: Corey Rozon

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